The Los Angeles Angels are Idiots

Did someone order a pepperoni pizza?

Idiot Act #9: Fighting starts again, this time, late to the scene Raisel Iglesias is the instigator.

Hero Moment #7: Winker finds Wantz and investigates the crime while Trammell holds back Noah Syndergaard. Trammell is a beast of a man. Syndergaard is nicknamed Thor, should Trammell be nicknamed Gor the god butcher after this?

Idiot Act #10: Angels fans for continuing to instigate the situation with their chants. Nice job idiots.

Hero Moment #8: Winker shows the Angels fans that not only can he count to one (one finger), but he can count to eleven using just two fingers. Okay, this was idiotic, no reason to do that, other than idiot Angels fans antagonizing a heated human.

Strategically speaking the Angels got exactly what they wanted. This should make you hate them even more. They managed to get the top three hitting Mariners out of the line-up in JP, Julio, and Jesse. They didn’t lose anyone, other than Iglesias, of significance. In fact, they lost three relievers, while the Mariners lost three impact players on offense and defense (Well two on defense, Winker is meh).

https://twitter.com/sofieballgame/status/1541223643979587587?s=20&t=-Te3WU6R07RfsCPHZ5R9mQ

Hero Moment #9: @Sofieballgame on Twitter for ordering Jesse Winker a pizza and having it delivered to him at the ballpark and Winker actually getting the pizza and DMing @Sofieballgame. Seriously does it get any more heroic than that?

In the event that you needed more information to solidify why the Angels are idiots. Last weekend, Justin Upton was hit in the head by Michael Lorenzen, an Angel. Not a brushback. Actually hit. Trout is a(n) (insert your own word here).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KDZyr3Gzd0

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